Fun Entertainment Facts To Make You Feel Old

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• Shakira has released music across five decades.
• The only time I’ve ever heard the Backstreet Boys at a nightclub, it was retro night.
• Paul Rudd was alive during the moon landings, and he looks younger than you. I don’t even know how old you are or what you look like, Paul Rudd still looks younger.
• Unless you’re Shakira.
• Holy s**t, Keanu Reeves was born in 1964.
• Tom Cruise was born in 1659. His mother was a sandstorm and his father was a hawk with purple eyes.
• The hawk is enchained by Betty White. She eats its liver every evening, and every day, it regrows.
• Save the Hawk.
• Or God help us all.
• God has nothing to do with it. Only Paul Rudd.
• The Backstreet Boys tried to warn us. And we ignored them, cast them out into retro night. We listened instead to Shakira. Now our rivers run red like Tom Cruise in a Tom Cruise movie.
• Find Keanu. Save the Hawk. Defeat the moon.
• I did what I could, it’s your turn now. You’re too old, we’re all too old! They’ve slipped our time away… So go! Now!
• The sandstorm cometh again.

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